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Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
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Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
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I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
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In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
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Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
Has any man licked his wife's vagina while another man had sex with her?
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
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Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
Make Nazis afraid again!
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
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And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
What exactly is female squirting? Is it only urine or a combination of liquids?
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.